Marilyn Manson Diagnosed With Swine Flu

Marilyn Manson on September 21st was diagnosed with the H1N1 virus.

Manson has made the following statement:

“So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that f***ing a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”